a meme (because i'm up at 5:00 a.m. and not happy about it*)

i am wandering blogs in the wee small hours of the morning on a sunday when the whole wide world should be fast asleep. because. well, because it is sunday. and even if you have a sunday morning commitment, there is no reason you should be up yet...
and while wandering around, spotted this meme at DebR's and thought, "why not!?!"

the catch is you can only answer the questions with "yes" or "no." and that, my friends, was not easy for me. i like giving commentary about my life. yep.

but here we go...

Have you ever:
1. Taken a picture completely naked? no
2. Danced in front of a mirror naked? yes
3. Told a lie? yes
4. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? yes
5. Been arrested? no
6. Seen someone die? yes
7. Kissed a picture? yes
8. Slept in until 5pm? no
9. Had sex at work (on the clock)? no
10. Fallen asleep at work/school? yes
11. Held a snake? no
12. Ran a red light? yes
13. Been suspended from school? no
14. Pole danced? no
15. Been fired from a job? no
16. Sang karaoke? yes
17. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? yes
18. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? yes
19. Laughed until you peed? no
20. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? yes
21. Kissed in the rain? yes
22. Had sex in the rain? no
23. Sang in the shower? yes
24. Gave your private parts a nickname? no
25. Ever gone to school/work without underwear? no
26. Sat on a roof top? no
27. Played chicken? no
28. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? no
29. Broken a bone? no
30. Flashed someone? yes
31. Mooned someone? no
32. Shaved your head? no
33. Slept naked? yes
34. Blacked out from drinking? yes
35. Played a prank on someone? yes
36. Had a gym membership? no
37. Felt like killing someone? yes
38. Cried over someone you were in love with? yes
39. Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? yes
40. Been in a band? no
41. Shot a gun? no
42. Shot a bow and arrow? yes
43. Played strip poker? no
44. Donated Blood? yes
45. Ever jump out of an airplane? no
46. Been to more than 10 countries? no

there you have it. like DebR, i am a bit perplexed by the 46 things. hmmm.
if you feel like playing along, join in!

happy wee-hours-of-the-morning sunday to you.

*i will explain why i am up later. we are safe and sound but it has already been an interesting day and i have only been awake for 65 minutes.